There's something going on with television nowadays, is what I think's happening. Right after that came on, THE VERY SECOND I SAW IT END, I heard more creepy synth start up again, and another commercial started and this time it started out blurry and weird as I saw what appeared to be... no... the Nesquik Bunny?!
Except something was VERY, VERY wrong with his face. First of all, it looked like someone ground his face up and drew on it with pencil. I was still shaken from the Pringles commercial, and then when the nightmare-inducing face of the cartoon oryctolagus cuniculus started talking, I froze again, feeling like it was talking to ME directly.
"I'm the Nesquik rabbit..." it started in a creepy, high pitched voice that didn't sound right.
"I'm the chocolate milk bunny."
"I give chocolate milk to the kids..."
As he said that line, his face became even more distorted and scary looking. Bricks were legitimately coming out of my ass. He kept going, too, getting worse and worse looking.
"I deliver the goods!", "I deliver the goods!" "I deliver the goods...."
It echoed over and over again until it faded out, and then I saw a black screen with a low buzzing sound for about 20 minutes on that channel. With my pants ruined by now, I got myself up into a standing position and waddled to the TV, hearing his voice still in my head...
"I deliver the goods... I deliver the goods... I deliver the goods"...